To stay healthy one must be rich,
To every five years ditch…
Old C-PAP for new
And pay for it too,
Being poor a definite glitch!
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Will my insurance pay?
It didn’t in another guy’s way…
We’ll do what we can
On financial demands,
We’ll find ways the debt to defray!
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–Jonathan Caswell
Caught a bid slowdown in traffic,
Three lanes pretty much static…
Halter-topped gal
Getting help from a pal,
Our driving as a result became erratic!
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All three lanes stuffed to the gills,
Those Friday night commuter ills…
Radio said a crash
Behind us would last,
Long enough to give one chills.
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Changing lanes is art,
Practised by those thought smart…
Brake for sudden stops
One must have the chops,
To floor it when stopped lines start!
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–Jonathan Caswell
Hitting the ground running,
No time for coffee or humming…
Calls fast and thick–
Remain on that stick–
Listen to spent shells falling!
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Rapid-fire telephones answered,
Internal calls transferred…
Certain time taken
For cheerful farewell making,
Another work’s day-full interred.
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on the fly!,Past five o’clock, evening shift
In through a swiped-card door drift…
Product inspection
And failure dissection,
Smell that hot oven whiff!
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–Jonathan Caswell
She didn’t want the bikini,
In truth she wasn’t that teeny ..
Amply supplied
For a one- piece she vied,
Her mother was a meany!
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Crochet showed too much,
Sheer fabric wasn’t that much…
Modesty
Is harder to see,
In clearance sales and such.
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She had her birthday suit,
To wear THAT the question was moot…
Not risking arrest
She made her best
Decision on what would be cute.
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–Jonathan Caswell
T.G.I.F.,
Celebrations for what is left…
Two days of fun
Lest your the weekend run,
Work obligations hold less heft!
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What does the one of God say.
It’s not time to walk away…
From getting close
To God that we chose,
We feed on Him every day!
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Sundays, our worship in view,
Devotion to Him we renew…
The rest of the week
His word we seek,
Modeling it’s importance for you.
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–J. Caswell
This morning an angry man
Was caught unaware by a plan…
to block off the drive
Seal Coaters arrived,
He almost lost it –bad plan!
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Seal Coating the drive with tar,
He tried inching by parked cars…
Barely squeaked by
One bumper tried,
No scratch, but a long dirty mark!
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His wife couldn’t walk the distance,
But managed with his assistance….
To therapy
Managed eventually,
Coming home…walked a shorter distance.
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After lunch, returning home,
Less grouchy but a full belly moan…
Five clam cakes first
His tummy would’ve burst,
Not a bit more could he ram home!
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–Jonathan Caswell
He saw her walk past with him,
Other times he would’ve given in…
To jealous waves
For the one he can’t have,
Emotions blazing within!
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Hardly anything felt,
Recognized his heart didn’t melt…
She was cute
He was resolute.
Some things he rarely felt!
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His fascination gone,
For her…was time moving on…
Sure she looked nice
But he wouldn’t fall twice,
And his job was worth keeping on!
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–J.E. Caswell
Modelers who get it running
And built into scenery stunning….
Have his admire
As well as ire,
Taking too much time for grumbling!
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–Jonathan Caswell
(bostonandmaine.wordpress.com)
He wanted to finish wiring
His N-scale layout inspiring…
His deciding, will
There be a bridge or a fill,
That question causing perspiring!
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He’d always wanted a trestle,
Over a long boat vessel…
A snip of canal
With tow path trail,
Where ducks and swans might nestle.
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But a fill would be easier done,
He’d never actually had one…
A truss bridge to staging
O’er a river raging,
Having TWO bridges might be overdone.
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Not enough room, you see,
Accommodating jimcrackery…
Where to put the grist mill
For tourists’ good will,
Complicates it royally!
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–Jonathan Caswell
Will you get through your head,
Blood sugar control committed…
Will symptoms cease
E’en libido increased,
Your “A-One-Cee’s are in the red!
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Get steady blood sugar control
Your improved health will be full…
Stop fooling–
Use that schooling,
Life still will never be dull.
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 