WHY HE DOESN’T READ LADIES’ MAGAZINES!
He bought a GOOD HOUSEKEEPING,
Caught by the cover photo…
Of Kyra Sedgewick posing
Like someone he wanted to know.
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The Table of Contents sufficient
For a magazine slick and fat…
The perfume page at the beginning,
For him, it was “old hat”.
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He started to shiver looking further inside,
It wasn’t as it once was…
He felt he’d invaded foreign ground
And felt like he’d chewed down fuzz.
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His adventure wasn’t as used to be,
Entering forbidden ground…
The pictures were fine but he’d had enough
To put the icky thing down!
—Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 