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THOSE BILDERBERG BLUES

THOSE BILDERBERG BLUES

In essence, it’s really funny,

Investors with too much money…

Time on their hands

Controlling lands,

Now aren’t your eyes moist and runny?

I’ve heard former Presidents’ wives,

Who like controlling lives….

An audience may receive,

Oh how we grieve

The they’d visit such high-priced dives!

The Press…now where are they,

Who set up the news of the day…

It is all ignored

(They can’t pay the board),

But commanded to “heel”…they stay.

George Noory and Clyde Lewis,

Keep us informed of these doings…

They aren’t on retainer

For the fascist news deigners,

But keeping their eyes on unreported power brewings!

–Jonathan Caswell

George Noory and Clyde Lewis are hosts of the radio shows Coast-to-Coast-AM. and Ground Zero, respectively, broadcasting late night throughout America and the world!  Both programs mentioned the Bilderberg Conference this week.  See for further info:   http://www.coasttocoastam.com     and at http://groundzeromedia.org

THEY REALLY FOUND WHAT????

THEY REALLY FOUND WHAT???

On COAST-TO-COAST-AM,

Reports of a vampire glen…

Bodies with stakes

(Not old garlic cakes?),

In Northern Poland (ahem!).

–Jonathan Caswell

See the story at   http://www.coasttocoastam.com/   last night’s broadcast!

BEATEN TO THE PUNCH!

BEATEN TO THE PUNCH!

 

On Friday, COAST-TO-COAST AM,

Reported a new news item…

How I-phone light

Kept folks up all night,

Putting health at risk, in the end.

The newspapers caught on fast,

Before this poet could cast….

A post in the ring

(No weekend posting),

My reporting will come in “dead last”!

So how can I make a good Quip,

Since I’ve been given the slip…

Having it by your side

All night won’t abide

With letting consciousness dip.

Using smart phones for alarm clocks

Puts sanity into stocks…

Instant gratification

Stunts maturation,

One can’t sleep when the darn thing squawks!

Night lights are fine for some,

But that blue screen glow isn’t one….

It’s wavelengths make

Things easier to stay awake,

For night time, isn’t that dumb?

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

 

 

 

YETI HYBRIDIZATION

YETI HYBRIDIZATION

(from a report on COAST-TO-COAST AM, before Christmas,

on WTAG, 580 AM/94.9 FM… an “I HEART”  radio station)

 

Big Foot, the Abomidable and Yeti

As famous as J. Paul Getty…

Have determined researchers

Who live among birches

And drive like Mario Andreotti*

On “COAST-TO-COAST AM”,

A researcher claims then….

Humanoid hybrids

Are walking amidst

Us since “who knows when”.

This man (don’t remember his name)

Insists that for Big Foot the game…

Is how to endure

Genetically impure

Enough to stay the same.

He thinks that people gone missing

May end up Yeti kissing…

Or at least finding use

To produce a pappoose,

So Big Foot can go on existing!

Current research wants to claim

That some families contain…

Evidence of hybrid

Genetic alleles hid

From past encounters with the same.

“All they need” to confirm this theory

Is material of which Sasquatch is leery…

Biological samples rare

Would clear the air,

But none have surfaced yet there, deary!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

*  J. Paul Getty was a famous millionaire who, among many other things, has a museum in California named after him.  Mario Andreotti was/is a very famous race car driver.