Tag Archives: coffee machine

GREAT WEEKEND NEWS!

THE COFFEE MACHINE..is working,

An engineer left, smirking…

I used to drink

Two potfuls I think,

An empty machine is irking!

–Jonathan Caswell

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BOLOGNA, APPLES AND CHEESE

Baloney, apples and cheese,

Who would take issue with these?

From the coffee machine

I’ll pour more caffeine,

Pass that baloney slice, please?

–J.E.C.

BLESSED COFFEE MACHINE!

BLESSED COFFEE MACHINE!

Thanksgiving, the offices closed,

We guards are likely disposed…

To need fueling

For our grueling

Not as easy as it is supposed!

They took away our coffee pot,

If it’s not brought in you’ve got…

No caffeine at all

Except a ling hall,

Whose supply on Wednesday was shot.

Blessed be the One who has seen,

They filled up the coffee machine…

Less chance I’ll keep

Falling asleep

On camera and that would mean!

–Jonathan Caswell

FOUR SCOOPS, PLEASE

FOUR SCOOPS, PLEASE

Have you tried four scoops,

A way to counter head droops…

Caffeine is fine

Durring shift time,

It’s cheaper than hiring new troops?

–Jonathan Caswell

SECURITY JUMP START

SECURITY JUMP START

When eyelids start to fall,

We walk down the longest hall…

To the coffee machine

For caffeine,

The elixir that transforms us all!

I’ll often mix three shots espresso,

Coffee with milk takes me tho’…

Tonight I have five

Shots to stay alive,

I’m glad I like coffee so!

–Jonathan Caswell

CAN’T HELP IT…GOTTA STAY AWAKE!

CAN’T HELP  IT—GOTTA STAY AWAKE!

My counseling session today,

Suggested I move away…

From any coffee

Or caffeine after three,

Or all night I might stay awake!

Problem is–I’m sleepy now–

Gotta a shift to get through somehow…

I will quaff

A especially topped-off

Coffee mix drawn up just now!

It’s going in a coffee pot,

Five shots Expresso we’ve got…

Coffee with milk

Cappuccino like silk,

Four saccharin to sweeten the pot!

–Jonathan Caswell