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SAINT PATRICK’S DAY AFTERMATH

SAINT PATRICK’S DAY AFTERMATH

Now it’s nearly over, have we had enough cheer,

From those silly costumes and the green-dyed beer…

Making lots of money selling Guinness stout—

I remember it’s the good stuff, I hope they didn’t run out!

Now those decorations will go half-price on sale,

Save ’em until next year…one can cheaply regale!

College kids may knuckle down to their study work,

Wouldn’t you know..a few will go back to the bars to twerk!

–Jonathan Caswell

PARTY I.D. SECRETS?

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PARTY I.D. SECRETS?

On CBS THIS MORNING, this morning,

Results of a study revealed…

That students in college identified

Which political party a  lady Congresswoman would wield.

They looked at the Congresswomen,

A picture of each face…

Identifying the political party of each

Regardless of clothing or race!

Turns out that more feminine features

Were more likely Republican born…

While more man-like, less lady-like creatures (!)

Democratic Party members  were formed.

Does “man-like” denote more aggressive,

More anxious to consolidate power…

Perhaps the personification

Of those traits we see this very hour?

—Jonathan Caswell

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