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TONGUE BITTEN!

This luscious redhead on green,

Bright blouse (and skirt-?) so keen…

It was a close call.

He said nought at all,

For that’s what that policy means!

–Jonathan Caswell

ALWAYS HAS TO BE ONE!!!!

THERE ALWAYS HAS TO BE ONE!!!

 

There’s always one–guy or gal—

But most often a guy…

Who flips a bird at policy

And one never knows why.

He’s like a little boy

Grinning ’cause he didn’t get caught…

Unless someone is there to insist,

He won’t do as he ought.

He’s often in mid-upper management,

Not high enough to be the boss…

He sneaks out when he can

And the guard suffers the loss.

A simple matter of signing out

Is always the avoided theme…

You’d think that he was forced to wash

Before eating his ice cream!!!

 

–Jonathan Caswell