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ONWARD—UPWARD!!

ONWARD—UPWARD!!!

 

Last night a poet called himself a horse’s ass,

After sleep and conversation he found “this too, will pass”…

He talked with the friend

That he thought might end

The friendship, and his worry was mostly gas.

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THE HORSE’S ASS TROPHY (for aviation)

(image courtesy of: www.thatsmyphilosophy@wordpress.com)

–Jonathan Caswell

 

QUICK-WITTED WOMAN

A QUICK-WITTED WOMAN

 

Be careful what you say,

To a quick-witted woman today…

One may be safer,

Avoiding the chaser

If a comment of yours gets away.

I’m not saying that this is bad,

If a woman’s too smart to be “had”…

Just makes life a challenge

If sudden imbalance

Causes you to run on, a tad…!

You suddenly know you are pegged,

When pulling is abruptly legged…

Her comment about age

Sure stopped me mid-stage,

Any more and mercy I’d have begged!

–Jonathan Caswell