Tag Archives: cottage cheese

SHOPPING LIST

Would you, Darling, please

Bring home cottage cheese…

Small curd will do

And something to chew,

Spicy brings me to my knees!

This husband is all a-flutter,

He’s buying more peanut butter…

He likes crunchy–

So nuts is he–

Of varieties he’ll buy no other!

Must buy some kind of meat,

And remember at least one treat…

Payday is here

‘Though the budget’s severe,

He wants to please his Sweet.

–Jonathan Caswell

DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

The Missus caught him slick,

Suggesting a fine picnic…

Sores on his foot

Made swimming no good,

‘Though she thought of walking in quick.

They’ll get a sandwich or two

with cottage cheese to smooth…

Out the upset

They expected to get

When fireworks goes BOOM!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell