Would you, Darling, please
Bring home cottage cheese…
Small curd will do
And something to chew,
Spicy brings me to my knees!
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This husband is all a-flutter,
He’s buying more peanut butter…
He likes crunchy–
So nuts is he–
Of varieties he’ll buy no other!
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Must buy some kind of meat,
And remember at least one treat…
Payday is here
‘Though the budget’s severe,
He wants to please his Sweet.
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–Jonathan Caswell