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THE CHEF SALAD

THE CHEF SALAD

I’m culturally illiterate

But let me explain,

My digestion has seen the end…

Of meals that blossom

Into stomach pain,

This is something I cannot pretend.

Blander not spicer is the rule,

Acid reflux waits in the wings…

I feel like I need to go back to school

To learn how to order things!

–Jonathan Caswell