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OVER A (HALF-) BARREL

OVER A (HALF-) BARREL

My wife likes growing plants,

As long as they don’t harbor ants…

A friend made her laugh

With a barrel (just half),

In the garden to dirty MY pants!

The bending and work–you know who–

Will do as he’s asked to do…

For veggies and flowers

He’ll work it for hours,

Maybe get a taste of it, too!

–Jonathan Caswell