Tag Archives: disappointing

COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

I’m going to lodge a complaint,

The readable print—white paint…

This magnifier

Is a liar,

The window expands–not great!

–Jonathan Caswell

TOO MUCH GARLIC!!!!!

TOO MUCH GARLIC!!!!!

 

My wife and I wanted a treat,

Something simple to cook and eat…

Instead of stir-fry

Decided to try

A new brand of lasagna with meat.

The stuff looked okay,

But she couldn’t finish her plate…

The spices bold

Of her senses took hold

And blew her taste buds away!

That brand, of which I’ll keep quiet,

Was a grease and garlic riot…

Too hot for her,

Disappointed  we were

Given that brand and the inferred quality of diet.

I’ve taken it to work with me,

With more sausage, sauce and cheese…

I seem to have allayed

The garlic overplayed,

But won’t buy any more of these!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

UNCERTAIN ARRIVAL ANTICIPATED!

UNCERTAIN ARRIVAL ANTICIPATED

 

Just waiting for someone stopping

After completing their shopping…

It’s twenty-past four,

No one’s at the door

Will they today in here be popping?

 

–Jonathan Caswell