Better break out the baked beans,
Tonight is down in the “teens”…
Bring home bacon
For beans we’re making,
You might have to sleep in your jeans!
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If bacon sticks in the craw,
We needn’t have it at all…
Is tofu
Alright by you,
But it’ll need lots more salt!
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What would you like to stay warm,
Secure in the midst of a storm…
Could hire me out
But the wife would shout,
She wants me NEAR HER…to keep warm.
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–Jonathan Caswell
