You know those tests in therapy
Picking coins off the floor…
Somebody slow just like me
won’t do them any more.
It wasn’t the skill of picking it up
But speed they looked for…
I did the best I could,
But in seconds never less than four!
Chewed all nails right down to the quick,
With a quarter on the floor…
Used a paper to slide underneath
‘Cause that’s what the paper is for!