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JUST BEERABLE

JUST BEERABLE

Drinking wonderful Guinness,

Savoring with a slow finish…

He hung up his glass

As ’86 passed,**

And now it’s juiced-up spinach!

–Jonathan Caswell

**NOTE:  The Author….to his knowledge, has never tasted the legendary Guinness.  Nor does he drink blenderized spinach. He did, however, stop consuming alcohol in 1986….for medical and moral reasons…discovered he was diabetic and that drinking missionaries of Christ (the direction he was headed at the time) were not looked kindly opon.

THE RODNEY DANGERFIELD OF CONDITIONS

THE RODNEY DANGERFIELD OF CONDITIONS

 

My sleeping late gave her an air,

And a comment of quiet despair…

You’re back doing THAT,

Under her hat

And couldn’t understand or care.

What I often go through

Some folks understand…just a few…

Who don’t wag their heads

At over-slept beds,

‘Cause they drink a similar brew.

 

–Jonathan Caswell