ECONOMY DUO
A “sixty-eight” set thermostat,
Limited income is at…
Start a wood fire
And people perspire
But the rest of the house freezes stat.
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In the mountains, frozen pipes,
Summer home owners find real gripes…
Put antifreeze
In the lines please,
We need to secure these respites!
–Jonathan Caswell
BLACK FRIDAY BEGINS…!
Was driving home before one,
Black Friday had barely begun…
Wal-Mart’s lot seemed full
Of vehicles,
And a crowd to the entrance had clung.
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Perhaps they were waiting for this,
Much-awaited shopping bliss…
With cops standing by
In the case of outcry,
Or if anything untoward was amiss!
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I went on my way past one,
Black Friday by then had begun…
Folks out in the cold
Moving in when told,
It was time for their morning run.
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 