POLYGLOT “ALA LIMERICK”
The “National Day of Prayer”,
May seventh, was yesterday’s fare…
Folks came out
With little doubt
To see if poets cared.
His blogs views set new heights,
Surprising him, dead-to-rights…
The exact reason why
Numbers shot high,
His puzzler was “puzzed” by the sight!
Copyrighted works are logged,
Defense of which is dogged…*
They’ve slapped his hand
So often the man
Worries his hand is dislodged!
(NOTE: * spelled the same as the first line–technically rhymes—but the rhythm is different: “dog-ged”)
A man is wrong to hope
The client provides him a grope…
By God he’ll see
Business on the lee,
Straighten up and fly right you dope!
Nice pictures he doesn’t do well,
But his wording can describe a smell…
Really do you think
That he’s start a stink,
And picture the escaping, pell-mell?