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LAW LAID DOWN

THE LAW LAID DOWN…!

 

We got the warning today…

Anyone making comments

About appearance or performance of

Women, won’t be “making cents”.

That is, the camera in the exercise room,

Of which security has a view…

Brings an obligation to not betray

The privacy of those being viewed.

Any comments thus inspired

Are apt to get one fired…

According to the boss

We’ll suffer loss,

Through being forcibly retired!

Responsibility

Is not a voyeur’s game…

We will be true to the Corporate view,

Any way they want to name!!!!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

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RED AND BLUE REPRISE

RED AND BLUE REPRISE

(Sung to “Grandma’s in the Cellar”)

Queried the Committee

And found my prior ditty*

About colors was right upon the nose…

Blue will serve aerobics

And red for stoics

Wanting muscles bulging even on their toes!

It is clear,

Coming near,

Is a multi-colored place to make it so…

Red and blue are traditions

For exercise renditions,

But if ping-pong’s there I really do not know!  🙂

–Jonathan Caswell

*”Prior ditty” was the poem RED AND BLUE, posted on 7/31/13, on BY THE MIGHTY MUMFORD!

RED AND BLUE…?

RED AND BLUE…?

 

The Company’s exercise room,

Being prepared to open “soon”…

Whenever that will be

Those using will see,

Two colors that won’t change I assume.

Three-quarters is painted light blue,

Is this for the women to view…

Doing exercise,

Blue is easy on the eyes

A calming effect on you.

One corner and side is red,

The side where weights are lifted…

Firing up the soul

For strength controlled

Fired up determination instead?

I’m not sure just whom to ask,

To answer these questions I’ve tasked…

Someone ought to know

So knowledge may flow,

That the information is uncasked.

 

–Jonathan Caswell