HAZMAT WATERBED
We found that we couldn’t abide
With fumes coming from inside…
Our fine water bed
Made us sick in the head,
None other than formaldehyde!
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The “fall-apart-ticle board”
In the trough where water tubes moored…
Was put together with glue
That when wet, would spew
Formaldehyde fumes therein stored.
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It took us a while to figure
This caused our illness’ rigor…
Replaced with plywood,
The chip board no good,
Less fumes returned our vigor!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 