Tag Archives: fame

MOVING IN??

MOVING IN??

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A skunk has taken up residence

Under the water hose spool…

AΒ man went to water the flowers,

And found the skunk where it was cool.

It wandered near our door last night,

Gave several people a scare…

I was surprised this afternoon

To find the skunk still there.

The guy who surprised the once-sleeping skunk

Apparently got a spritz…

The skunk had poor aim when still half-asleep,

The fellow was barely missed.Β  πŸ™‚

We heard of sleeping dogs and bears

And the dangers of waking up same…

A skunk taking up residence here

Certainly adds to our fame!

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–Jonathan Caswell

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WHY I DON’T DO POLITICS…

WHY I DON’T DO POLITICS…

Some people think it a gas

To bring up faux pas from the past…

Riding on the back

Of the current hack,

Depending on stereotypes cast.

Lovers and haters alike

Really enjoy good fights…

As long as you win

It’s worth tucking in,

To parties and dinners at nights!

For me, I tend to get busy,

Spinning around makes me dizzy…

I can’t play the game

With old “what’s his name”

Without acid reflux getting fizzy.

At present it seems to be

Just one big old party…

Saying nearly the same

Under another name,

I doubt they really care for me.

While the country slides into hell,

Those folks all live very well….

With a Pres. who spends

As much as it extends,

And as much of the country he can sell!

Problem is, the other side’s nearly the same,

Just as whacked out with power and fame…

We little folks hunker

Down in the bunker,

The only ones feeling national shame?

–Jonathan Caswell