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FAST FOOD FANCIES

FAST FOOD FANCIES*

Can you believe those guys

Brought back “chicken fries”…

Pepper on a stick,

They eat them up quick,

“For a limited time” realized!

Healthier french fries at last,

For a limited time, a repast…

By the time we ordered

They’d fled for the border,

No wonder these joints are type-cast.

–Jonathan Caswell

* To be honest…I LIKE some of their stuff…when it stays around long enough!  🙂

MOUSE IN THE ICE

MOUSE IN THE ICE

 

I got me a soda from a fast food place,

And found a mouse looking me in the face…

From two ice cubes

On the cup surface used,

These animals seemed so out-of-place.

My work partner had a look-see,

With one printed ice pattern agreed…

But the biggest mouse face

He could not place,

Finding mice in ice is difficult indeed!

No more ice-cube pictures on the cup

Seemed to have mouse faces erupt…

Unusual to see

Mice looking at me,

In the middle of my evening sup.

 

–Jonathan Caswell