DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS.

DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS.

A sign in plain sight

Points to seagulls’ plight…

Do not feed,

Encourage the breed,

They’ll pester you day and night!

–

In a WENDY’s parking lot,*

Think of all the junk food they’ve got…

Their “lips smack”

At every snack

They scavenge at that very spot.

–

Seagulls come inland

Upriver to instinct’s command…

For a couple of years

Survival with peers

Before frolic in ocean sand.

–Jonathan Caswell

* WENDY’s…is a popular U.S. fast food restaurant—with the redheaded girl for a trademark!