Caught a bid slowdown in traffic,
Three lanes pretty much static…
Halter-topped gal
Getting help from a pal,
Our driving as a result became erratic!
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All three lanes stuffed to the gills,
Those Friday night commuter ills…
Radio said a crash
Behind us would last,
Long enough to give one chills.
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Changing lanes is art,
Practised by those thought smart…
Brake for sudden stops
One must have the chops,
To floor it when stopped lines start!
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 