My brother one time had named cats,
For THE LORD OF THE RINGS, like that…
Pippin and Merry,
Frodo was wary,
And sometimes had family spats.
An “HO” track in the table,
Ran it ’round when able…
Train went past–
Pippin swiped fast–
Leaving a boxcar disabled!
Heard the crash and took flight…
We found later
Underneath a sofa in fright.
(at least I think…it was Pippin?)