Tag Archives: FROSTBITE

WHAT WILL THE DESIGNERS DO?

WHAT WILL FASHION DESIGNERS DO?

Seeing the post below

With her belly “open-aired..”

She won’t wear that in the winter,

Or don’t designers care?

That their clients will be freezing

In all those cut-leg pants…

Troubled by freezing breezing,

Using fur not taking a chance!

Those long coats come in handy

If they insist on short skirts…

Unless securely buttoned up

That flying sleet HURTS!

As mush as the male population

Want to see your oohs and ahs….

We’d prefer no consternation

Seeing you frozen until the spring thaws!

–Jonathan Caswell

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NOT JUST FOR CARTOON ELVES!

NOT JUST FOR CARTOON ELVES!

 

You remember the wee little elf,

Too young to work by himself…

Caught out in snows,

They called him “Blue Toes”*

And gave him his own toy shelf.

This year it’s very much colder

Than years not too much older…

Our toes turn blue

Just like elves’ toes do,

If we leave heating fires to smoulder!

We have to wear proper socks,

Avoiding frostbite spots…

The Super Bowl game

Will be warmer (a gain),

Wherever each football fan stops.

 

–Jonathan Caswell

* “Blue Toes, The Christmas Elf”,  the animated 1988 TV special.