(from a report on COAST-TO-COAST AM, before Christmas,
on WTAG, 580 AM/94.9 FM… an “I HEART” radio station)
Big Foot, the Abomidable and Yeti
As famous as J. Paul Getty…
Have determined researchers
Who live among birches
And drive like Mario Andreotti*
On “COAST-TO-COAST AM”,
A researcher claims then….
Are walking amidst
Us since “who knows when”.
This man (don’t remember his name)
Insists that for Big Foot the game…
Is how to endure
Enough to stay the same.
He thinks that people gone missing
May end up Yeti kissing…
Or at least finding use
To produce a pappoose,
So Big Foot can go on existing!
Current research wants to claim
That some families contain…
Evidence of hybrid
Genetic alleles hid
From past encounters with the same.
“All they need” to confirm this theory
Is material of which Sasquatch is leery…
Biological samples rare
Would clear the air,
But none have surfaced yet there, deary!
* J. Paul Getty was a famous millionaire who, among many other things, has a museum in California named after him. Mario Andreotti was/is a very famous race car driver.