Tag Archives: gestalt

A FAIRLY FREAKY FRIDAY

Obstacles come you vault,

Results are not always your fault…

Freaky Fridays

Are few, anyways,

A temporarily disturbed gestalt!

I thought it was weird when I sent,

The payment for our rent…

Turned out to be true

I overpaid too,

By about ten thousand cents!

But, lo and behold,

Next month would cost less gold…

Utilities allowance

Our joy balanced,

We’ll pay less in rent, all told!

No wonder I didn’t feel good,

Didn’t take any meds as I should…

My blood sugar test

Wasn’t as high as I’d guess,

The current temptation withstood

(sort of)

For a day that started out running,

For a while it was even sunny…

A nice sunset

With golden clouds yet,

Makes one grateful and eyes runny!

–Jonathan Caswell

NOT WORTH THE SALT

NOT WORTH THE SALT…!

Last week in panicked gestalt,

He ate himself sick by default…

Too much processed food

Made his breathing oclude,

In the end it wasn’t worth all that salt!

–Jonathan Caswell

BEARDED BY DEFAULT

BEARDED BY DEFAULT

I’m bearded by default,

Not through a special gestalt…

The blades I got

Don’t hit the spot

And won’t fit the razors I bought!

It has gotten confusing,

Too much of this commercial abusing…

Making recondite*

Getting the right

Razor replacements for using.

With some many models

Of razors, when one waddles…

Through all the choices

Hearing those voices

That cast doubt in spades or full bottles.

How is it a replacement legit

When the blades don’t even fit…

No proper mounts

Aren’t worth an ounce

When convenience is the pits!

I have some unopened blades,

Perhaps with learning aids…

I’ll find the right handle

To hold a candle

To being clean-shaven Fridays.

–Jonathan Caswell

* recondite…to make mysterious