A FAIRLY FREAKY FRIDAY

Obstacles come you vault,

Results are not always your fault…

Freaky Fridays

Are few, anyways,

A temporarily disturbed gestalt!

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I thought it was weird when I sent,

The payment for our rent…

Turned out to be true

I overpaid too,

By about ten thousand cents!

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But, lo and behold,

Next month would cost less gold…

Utilities allowance

Our joy balanced,

We’ll pay less in rent, all told!

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No wonder I didn’t feel good,

Didn’t take any meds as I should…

My blood sugar test

Wasn’t as high as I’d guess,

The current temptation withstood

(sort of)

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For a day that started out running,

For a while it was even sunny…

A nice sunset

With golden clouds yet,

Makes one grateful and eyes runny!

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–Jonathan Caswell

NOT WORTH THE SALT

NOT WORTH THE SALT…!

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Last week in panicked gestalt,

He ate himself sick by default…

Too much processed food

Made his breathing oclude,

In the end it wasn’t worth all that salt!

–Jonathan Caswell

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BEARDED BY DEFAULT

BEARDED BY DEFAULT

I’m bearded by default,

Not through a special gestalt…

The blades I got

Don’t hit the spot

And won’t fit the razors I bought!

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It has gotten confusing,

Too much of this commercial abusing…

Making recondite*

Getting the right

Razor replacements for using.

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With some many models

Of razors, when one waddles…

Through all the choices

Hearing those voices

That cast doubt in spades or full bottles.

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How is it a replacement legit

When the blades don’t even fit…

No proper mounts

Aren’t worth an ounce

When convenience is the pits!

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I have some unopened blades,

Perhaps with learning aids…

I’ll find the right handle

To hold a candle

To being clean-shaven Fridays.

–Jonathan Caswell

* recondite…to make mysterious