ATLANTIC GOOSE MANAGEMENT’S RETURN
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That goose proudly strutting ’round,
Didn’t think he’d be run to ground…
Management molests
All current nests,
Discouraging goslings being found.
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–Jonathan Caswell
FAR AFIELD
The regular Postal guy
Asked me if the young geese could fly…
I couldn’t see
Them hiding from me,
Goose Management probably was why.
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While closing gates I spotted
The goose family out-trotted…
Their plumage was there
To soon take to air,
Exactly as Management plotted!
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Soon all will be chased away,
Momma with a broken wing may stay…
Perhaps picked up
By a rent-a-goose truck,
And given a breeding okay?
–Jonathan Caswell
IT’S COME TO THIS:
Night supervisor saw a sight,
Called me to see if ’twas right…
A dog and a man
Chasing geese as planned,
Into escape and flight.
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“No more Mr. Nice Guy,”
As with a German Shepherd they try…
Evacuating troops
Of geese and their poops,
While continuing to harass the lawn-care guys.
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Not all of us want to see them go,
But Corporate’s decided to not show…
Any mercy for wildlife
That causes any strife,
A World Headquarters must be nice, you know!
–Jonathan Caswell
