Tag Archives: Goose Management

ATLANTIC GOOSE MANAGEMENT’S RETURN

ATLANTIC GOOSE MANAGEMENT’S RETURN

That goose proudly strutting ’round,

Didn’t think he’d be run to ground…

Management molests

All current nests,

Discouraging goslings being found.

–Jonathan Caswell

FAR AFIELD

FAR AFIELD

The regular Postal guy

Asked me if the young geese could fly…

I couldn’t see

Them hiding from me,

Goose Management probably was why.

While closing gates I spotted

The goose family out-trotted…

Their plumage was there

To soon take to air,

Exactly as Management plotted!

Soon all will be chased away,

Momma with a broken wing may stay…

Perhaps picked up

By a rent-a-goose truck,

And given a breeding okay?

–Jonathan Caswell

IT’S COME TO THIS:

IT’S COME TO THIS:

Night supervisor saw a sight,

Called me to see if ’twas right…

A dog and a man

Chasing geese as planned,

Into escape and flight.

“No more Mr. Nice Guy,”

As with a German Shepherd they try…

Evacuating troops

Of geese  and their poops,

While continuing to harass the lawn-care guys.

Not all of us want to see them go,

But Corporate’s decided to not show…

Any mercy for wildlife

That causes any strife,

A World Headquarters must be nice, you know!

–Jonathan Caswell