THE POOPER SCOOPER TROOPER!!!!
When goose parades swagger by,
The Trooper comes in view….
He has his trusty snow shovel
To scrape away the “poo”.
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He works only daytime shift,
Which really is a blessing….
Because the geese go back home
By evening to do their messing.
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Doesn’t matter as much on the grass
Or in the cloudy water…
But stepping into liquid goose poo
After dark is really a bother!
–Jonathan Caswell