Tag Archives: grocery shopping

TAKING ADVANTAGE…!

Advantages of frigid weather,

Doing food shopping all together…

Cold things won’t thaw–

It’s below zero after all—

So simple it’s not even clever!

–Jonathan Caswell

 

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A PARODY ON “GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME”, FROM MY FAIR LADY

A PARODY OF “GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME”

(from “MY FAIR LADY”)

I’m going shopping in the morning

When I am bright and head is clear…

Cutting the E-bay

Out of the way,

so we won’t have those over-drafts here!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell

IT’S HER CALL!

IT’S HER CALL!

I’m laid up–she does the shopping–

Variety is not stopping…

I asked for slices

But her own devices

Got shredded cheese for soup topping!

–Jonathan Caswell

UNCERTAIN ARRIVAL ANTICIPATED!

UNCERTAIN ARRIVAL ANTICIPATED

 

Just waiting for someone stopping

After completing their shopping…

It’s twenty-past four,

No one’s at the door

Will they today in here be popping?

 

–Jonathan Caswell