OVER A (HALF-) BARREL
My wife likes growing plants,
As long as they don’t harbor ants…
A friend made her laugh
With a barrel (just half),
In the garden to dirty MY pants!
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The bending and work–you know who–
Will do as he’s asked to do…
For veggies and flowers
He’ll work it for hours,
Maybe get a taste of it, too!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 