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HAREM SCARE’EM AND ME!

HAREM SCARE ‘EM AND ME !

(To the tune of “THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS”…A SONG)

He thought he’d like a harem–

Oh, what a great idea–

Collecting beautiful women

For each day of the year…

Have one of every hair color:

Of red-heads, two or three,

Some that change with the season

Oh what a company!

But modern girls aren’t like the ones

That lived in olden time,

They’re much more educated,

Don’t easily resign…

Their lives and their futures

To a fat cat jailer-king,

To volunteer they’d like to hear

His cash disbursement ring.

Logistics would be maddening

Even if all were convinced,

Coming from all over

When he saw the bill he winced…

He began feeling outnumbered

Cooperation thin,

Instead of coming one-by-one

They all came after him!

He couldn’t pay their wages

So all up and left,

His fine plans for his evenings–

Not a single one was kept…

And then he got the bills for

The leaving of each one,

He decided then and there

Modern harems were no fun!

I thought of the same thing myself,

Like “THE HAREM OF BIRDS”

But only beautiful bloggers–

Women, in other words…

An exclusive club with just one man

My wife would veto fast,

My flesh already wants control—

The concept sounds a blast.

But thinking realistically

My cost is way too much,

I’ll lose those friends who cannot stand

A married man’s touch…

Long-distance relationships

Are harder to maintain,

I’d just as soon give up now

Before I feel the pain!

–Jonathan Caswell

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“INSIDE THE MALE MIND”

“INSIDE THE MALE MIND”*

The average male has his ways,

If inner feelings should show…

He sees a guy making progress

And jealousy starts to grow.

If she’s available to him

Or not, it does not matter…

A guy may sometimes want

The other guy’s head on a platter.

She could be young or old,

If he has any feelings

Of warmth toward her untold…

There won’t be any revealings.

Most guys collect more friends

Who are women oh, so fair…

A kinder, gentler harem,

Only respect and friendship there.

Of course…some will collect…

Trying to be potentate,

If one woman knows the other

His downfall may not wait.

The men who seem most “with it”

Can keep all of this inside…

Acting as appropriately,

In gentleness and  pride.

–Jonathan Caswell

NOTE: The Author will neither confirm or deny the accuracy of these statements.  It is, alas, “Just a Poem!”