Tag Archives: HECKLING

HYPER-PIGMENTATION

HYPER-PIGMENTATION

Hyper-pigmentation…a word that says a lot,

Concerning appearances to readily “spot”

When one heckles

A person with freckles,

For freckles–this word says a lot!

–Jonathan Caswell

TWO RELATED GINGER LIMERICKS

THIS REDHEAD’S PARENTS

I was both ginger and black,

Both parent’ genes got a whack…

Ginger guard hairs

And black “downstairs,”

Wish I had the ginger back!

–J. E.C.

WELL-ARMED

Some folks shell out shekels

To rid their skin of freckles…

My upper arms

Have freckle swarms

Hiding away from the heckles!

–J.E.C.

HECKLING HER STAFF?

HECKLING HER STAFF?

Irena sits on the arm of a chair

Marvels at Eric’s ice chop…

Sees great chunks fall to the ground,

Watch all that ice drop!

Smiling taps on the window so he

Sees her watching his work…

She denies heckling her staff,

Watching is one of her perks.

–Jonathan Caswell