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BAD ELF

BAD ELF

Oh, if he had a cell phone

For photoing secretly…

He’d get snapshots of his favorite girls,

Developed to a “T”.

His camera would not need a flash

‘Twould automatically adjust…

Getting best views that he would choose,

Whether face or form or bust.

Alas, no such camera does exist,

At least not that he’s aware…

He’ll have to trust to memory

The bodies beyond compare!

–Jonathan Caswell

GLAD I DON’T HAVE…!

GLAD I DON’T HAVE…!

 

I’m glad I don’t have a cam’ra in my forehead,

I would be bug-eyed all day…

And changing the lens might be inconvenient

But I see it all anyway.

Reviewing views from the daily filming

Takes time that I really don’t have…

Seeing beauty at its proper time and place

Really is the best kind of mental salve!!!!

 

–Jonathan Caswell