Tag Archives: humor

A POPULAR COLOR/STATE

A popular color is “nude”.

Depends on your attitude…

A tan-like beige,

It is the rage,

While others think it should be viewed!

Looking good in the street,

Clothes this color are sweet…

When one is home

And all alone,

THEN accomplish the feat!

–Jonathan Caswell

(Is this too much?)

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“BUT IT’S STARING AT ME!!!!”

Ordering succulent dishes,

Nobody warned him about fishes…

Cooked in skin

Eyes stay in,

One getting more than one wishes!

😀

–Jonathan Caswell

HOW…MANY TIMES IS THIS, NOW???

The Poet found he’d camped

On a hill overly cramped…

Waters rising

Were small-sizing

His hill with no exit ramp!

–J.E.C.

INFATUATION BALLOON DEFLATES!

When one’s passion deflates,

One-way, no prospective dates…

The one hoping

Has an eye opening,

To see what was missed by the fates.

Not saying  they notice the fat,

But things they were blind to at that…

Things unseen

In their dream,

Reality hits…KERSPLATT!!!

😀

–J.E.C.

LOOK OUT—SKUNK!!!!

Smell them spring, summer, fall,

Most any time at all…

Dancing on breezes–

Closer cause sneezes–

But winter no smell at all (well hardly!)

-J.E.C.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER* (E-BAY)

His bid he learned to withdraw,

Before he lost it all…

Another “Unpaid”

Bill be laid,

In his record, to stick in his craw!

–J.E.C.

*…in “the nick of time!”

A BIT MUCH…YOU THINK?

Trav’ling to Adirondack hollers,

A last-minute parking meant squalor…

Came back from those hills

Facing  big bills,

Parking = ONE HUNDRED-THIRTY DOLLARS!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell