Tag Archives: humorous

FORGETTING SOMETHING?

Losing bank cards he mutters,

Just as often for lost peanut butter…

But that’s in the car

But the other so far,

Hasn’t been found by one or the other!

–J.E.C.

EXERCISE AT WORK

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Walked down the long hall tonight

Till the coffee machine’s in sight…

What a dreamer–

There’s no creamer–

Black espresso’s alright!

–J.E.C.

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 2016 (FIRST ONE!)

Because of work, can’t watch,

They might be evenly matched…

Not much screaming

But lots of scheming,

Especially low-level attacks!

–Jonathan Caswell

UNEDUCATED GUESS

Another fire evacuation,

The last one was an education…

The alarm let go

Before they told the guard so,

A miniature conflagration!

–J.E.C.

SQUADRON FLYING

Geese flying low over the plain,

Will there be bombardment yet again?…

Step back sighing

From their flying,

For that stuff  will surely stain!

–J.E.C.

HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

My boss at work is a magician,

Or so it seems in rendition…

Some days he  “sneaks” out–

Cloaked no doubt–

The one time I go for hydration!

–J. Caswell

A.C. JUST FOR ME!

Escaping the Home Health Aide,

He found he had it made….

The Function Room he

Found cooled by A,C,,

A very nice comforting aid!

–Jonathan Caswell