Tag Archives: humorous

TOO LONG AWAY

TOO LONG AWAY

 

I knew the gist of my reading,

Memory was not exceeding…

I had to go back

To reread, in fact,

What months ago I had been reading!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

 

 

NOT GOOD NEWS

NOT GOOD NEWS…!

The problem with this Poet,

Information…where to stow it…

E-mail passwords

Have flown like birds

From memory…I know it!

Changed some of them recently,

Only two can my mind still see…

Although I can change them

I’d like to arrange them

To remember more easily.

In one, I frequently work,

It makes me feel like a jerk…

Absent of mind

Of the worst kind,

And no–I don’t wanna twerk!   😦

–Jonathan Caswell

CHRISTMAS TREE TIME!

CHRISTMAS TREE TIME!

In our Community Room.

Women prepare to groom…

A tree with laughter

And joy thereafter,

The task that guys don’t assume!

(Unless the girls do it!)

–Jonathan Caswell

FURTHER ADVENTURES OF…

FURTHER ADVENTURES OF…

Black-ice Bobby then

Went out for a drive in the glen…

Clobbered a drift,

Went over the cliff

And was never heard from again!

–Jonathan Caswell