BLESSED COFFEE MACHINE!
Thanksgiving, the offices closed,
We guards are likely disposed…
To need fueling
For our grueling
Not as easy as it is supposed!
They took away our coffee pot,
If it’s not brought in you’ve got…
No caffeine at all
Except a ling hall,
Whose supply on Wednesday was shot.
Blessed be the One who has seen,
They filled up the coffee machine…
Less chance I’ll keep
On camera and that would mean!