Tag Archives: “i’m soaking and I can’t get up!”


It’s nearly two am,

At a full work shift I’ve been…

She has Therapy–

I’m the driver you see–

I need a little sleep…before then!

So farewell to all my mates,

SOMEWHERE¬† somebody celebrates…?

I’ll see you soon

By the light of the moon,

With ice forming on the grates?

Goodnight my cherished folk,

In a hot tub I’d like to soak…

Getting out is a pain–

I’d better refrain–

Cause the E.M.T.s wouldn’t see the joke!

(Maybe they would…plus me in the “all-together.)