Tag Archives: in the way

WHERE I CAN PLUG IT

Caught “hell” for moving the table,

Enough so that I was able….

To plug it in

For installation,

Of BITDEFENDER as able!

The cord was in the way

Of prep. for Coffee Wednesday…

I knocked out the shim

That kept it trim,

Someone’s coffee spilled Saturday.

Joanne didn’t know I caught hell,

But handled my alternatives well…

Other ways suggested

This room gets congested,

So we can keep peace in the dell.

–Jonathan Caswell

WHOA THERE, HORSEY!

WHOA THERE, HORSEY!

A man took off running

When he was discharged,

‘Twas hard to take it easy

As his universe enlarged…

So many demands and necessities

Sprang up in the way,

Until he found blood on his sock

And saw he’d over-played.

So this is the upshot–

He’d better slow it down,

All that progress won in time

Is lost if he’s the clown…

Running out of coverage

Wasn’t so ideal,

Being sent back to the E.R.

For him has no appeal!

–Jonathan Caswell

NEW RULES–OLD BRAIN

NEW RULES—OLD BRAIN

 

Did you hear about working hard,

It’s not what it used to be…

You have to use the system you’re in

To fit in economy.

He didn’t believe his ears

That he should lessen work hours…

To get better health benefits for years,

“Cheating ” with higher powers!

He thought his friend was after

Merely more of his load….

But working hard and paying so much

For so little, WAS getting old.

His street smarts seemed so few,

Yet he knew he was under water….

Already with so little to chew

That to change, he thinks he oughter!

 

–Jonathan Caswell