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JACK SPRAT SOUND-ALIKES

JACK SPRAT SOUND-ALIKES

You’ve heard of Jack Sprat and his wife,

Me and mine lead a similar life…

Onion, cuke and green pepper

My wife eats never,

‘Cause acid reflux bites.

I’ll take that good stuff and go,

Leaving lettuce and tomato…

And croutons of course,

Garden salad’s the worst

But we make it post, place and show!

–Jonathan Caswell