JACK SPRAT SOUND-ALIKES
You’ve heard of Jack Sprat and his wife,
Me and mine lead a similar life…
Onion, cuke and green pepper
My wife eats never,
‘Cause acid reflux bites.
I’ll take that good stuff and go,
Leaving lettuce and tomato…
And croutons of course,
Garden salad’s the worst
But we make it post, place and show!