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THYROID SEXY’S PHOTO…from FaceBook (shared by Carl Gooch)

THE FORGOTTEN ITEM TURNAROUND

THE FORGOTTEN ITEM TURNAROUND

(“Yellow Rose of Texas”)

 

THE Forgotten Item Turnaround

You see it every day,

Employees do “one-eighties”

Before they drive away…

They come back through the doorway

Their keys or cell to find,

‘Though sometimes they get to the car

Before it comes to mind!

One pesky guard once worked here

Would pester everyone,

And often make suggestions

Before targets could run…

We find it best to not advise

Before folks really need,

Embarrassment in no-wise

Helps them to succeed!

Oh, the employee turnaround

It doesn’t seem quite fair,

For folks with such abilities

To not remember where…

So, treat them gently like you would

Have others treating you,

Some kindness goes a long way

To help us all get through!

 

–Jonathan Caswell