Go Away…KLUTZY DAY!!!

Go Away…KLUTZY DAY!

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It shouldn’t be happening this way,

A size-smaller shoes should be okay,,,

Exhaustion, sure,

It’s hard to endure

When I blog half my sleep time away!

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Been drop[ping things left and right,

Sometimes before they’re in sight…

Easier in/out the car

Is so far,

One of the few things today I’ve done right!

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Tripped on my wife’s walker wheels,

While talking in a close-quarters deal…

She excused my slang

After the sudden bang,

I nearly took a header in the deal!

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Waiting in the doctor’s office, couldn’t keep

My eyes and brain from shutting off in sleep…

I couldn’t have stopped

The magazine dropped,

Some of that reading really got deep!

–Jonathan Caswell

ADDRESSING MY WIFE’S DESIRES

ADDRESSING MY WIFE’S DESIRES

(Excuse me…have an order form to mail.)

Ordering for my Love,

Clothing for my sweet dove…

But true to norm

I messed up the form,

She’s got a klutzy “gov.”

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From two catalogs related,

I order as anticipated…

I ordered her bras

For oohs and ahs,

But left out the rest that she stated!

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She wanted a gown and capris,

Leaving them out will cause stormy seas…

As I promised all

Disappointment may fall,

I want my Missus to please!

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When in trouble, go on-line,

The paperwork’s easy to find….

And as you suspect,

Easier to correct

Keeping husbands from going out of their minds!

–Jonathan Caswell

CAMERA SEES!

CAMERA SEES!

(to tune of “Animal Crackers in My Soup”)

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Dribbled all over, hot dog juice,

Through a hole in the package loose,

Making a mess that folks can see

Looking at the camera pointed at me!

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Cleaning it up with a napkin spare,

Hoping no one will look down there…

Got my lunch assembled now,

Hoping no one calls me a cow!

–Jonathan Caswell