BLACK ICE BOBBY
(A SILLY LIMERICK-STYLE POEM)
Did you hear about “Black-Ice” Bobby?
His truck tires were big and knobby…
Hit black ice with his girl,
The truck took a whirl
And no one could find the bodies!
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Remember that “Black-Ice” Bobby?
For safer roadways he did lobby…
But hitting black ice
Wasn’t so nice,
Drive too fast and your record’s shoddy!
–Jonathan Caswell
(Please note: this story is fictional…I think!)
By the Mighty Mumford 