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OVER A (HALF-) BARREL

OVER A (HALF-) BARREL

My wife likes growing plants,

As long as they don’t harbor ants…

A friend made her laugh

With a barrel (just half),

In the garden to dirty MY pants!

The bending and work–you know who–

Will do as he’s asked to do…

For veggies and flowers

He’ll work it for hours,

Maybe get a taste of it, too!

–Jonathan Caswell

TOOTING THE HORN

TOOTING THE HORN!

 

Eating veggies and fruit

Leads to more frequent “toot”….

Air freshener cans

Sprayed on command

Preserve a sensitive snoot.

In open air the easier one breathes

With the help of a gentle breeze…

Folks call them pews

After baked bean chews,

That can bring guys laughing to their knees!

 

–Jonathan Caswell