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DON’T WORRY–HE LOOKS!

DON’T WORRY–HE LOOKS!

For chicken, the legs and breasts,

Though faces he likes the best…

Waists slim

Appeal to him,

Just looking gives life zest!

–Jonathan Caswell

WATER PILL WOBBLE

WATER PILL WOBBLE

(“Yellow Rose of Texas”)

 

He got his medications

With double water pills,

Flushing out his fluid

Will take care of his ills…

With water weight reducing

He’ll easier breathe,

So he’ll not have to quickly

Make out a will to bequeath!

He’s feeling rather wonderful

As he runs for the pot,

Cloresterol reduction

Is not all that he’s got…

All this extra exercise

Is doing good as well,

As long as he wobbles

Carefully to avoid a spill!

His doctors have him taking stuff

With scientific names,

But when they say the name brand

He thinks they’re playing games…

It’s him who must coordinate

Between health services,

So there’s no duplication

Of what the other says!

He’s healthier but faces

Changing what he eats,

To not binge out on candy

Or salty tasty treats…

This is the hardest thing of all

But he’s got little choice,

He’s got to stop fooling himself

His doctors all voice!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

RUBBING HOLES

RUBBING HOLES

Doggies have holes they dig for bones,

Burying them everywhere…

When he is nervous he rubs a spot

Until it is skinless there.

Sometimes his knee or leg will do,

Fingernails often chewed down…

Can’t pull his hair, it’s nearly gone too,

In drink he no longer will drown.

His struggle in living is to believe

Continually that God has in hand…

All of his coming and going out,

Provision for life at hand.

–Jonathan Caswell