IT’S NOT…BEEFARONI…???

IT’S NOT…BEEFARONI…???

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Had a can of something to eat

Leftover from yesterday’s treat…

Prepared for a mess

Surprised me I guess,

This was less messy to eat!

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Had Beef Ravioli instead

Of the stuff I had stuck in my head…

The memory is poor

I never am sure

Of which can I’m going to be fed.

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With a peanut butter side,

Nutritionally I’ll abide…

Tomorrow’s payday

Then I won’t play

Pretending enough is inside!

–Jonathan Caswell

 

ANTI-GOOSE TREATMENT

 

Our gf. shows a duck,

But geese are being stuck…

By stuff sprayed

The flocks to evade,

So fewer people step in the muck.

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The same stuff as last year,

To keep sidewalks clear…

Wildlife control matters

When it comes to splatters.

Wild geese do not endear!

 

–Jonathan Caswell