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BRAIDY CAT

BRAIDY CAT

Whose afraid of the braidy cat,

The braidy cat.

The braidy cat…

Whose afraid of the braidy cat,

Who licks and twists your lovely long hair?

His paws are made for combing hair,

Combing hair,

Combing hair…

His paws are made for combing hair

And knotting it in bunches!

Wouldn’t you want a cat like that…

A cat like that,

A cat like that…

Wouldn’t you want a cat like that,

Who does hair as he munches.

He’ll cough up hairballs for you…

Hairballs for you,

Hair balls for you…

He’ll cough up hair balls for you,

Of your hair from his tummy!

–Jonathan Caswell

(sung to “WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD WOLF?”)