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THE DROOPY EYELID LIMBO

THE DROOPY EYELID LIMBO

The droopy eyelid limbo,

Wake up and arms go akimbo…

Nodding off with ease

Then startled by a sneeze,

Solutions are relatively simple!

Toothpicks in eyelids work great,

Until the picks lacerate…

Strong coffee is nice–

I prefer mine with ice–

And cream to help it taste great.

Walking around pumps the blood,

Chewing gum just like a cud…

Use fresh each time,

‘Though ruminating’s fine–

Just don’t lay down in the mud!

–Jonathan Caswell

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