Tag Archives: limerick

HEY…THE TRAINS ARE DOWN THERE!!!

You need to look down there,

To see trains modeled with care…

Her top is knit

And yes–it’s well-fit,

But it’s not like her boy really cares!

–J.E.C.

FORGETTING SOMETHING?

Losing bank cards he mutters,

Just as often for lost peanut butter…

But that’s in the car

But the other so far,

Hasn’t been found by one or the other!

–J.E.C.

ICED COFFEE–a refuge

Coffee in our house never wasted,

The man of the house has tasted…

Most of the hot

When it’s not,

Iced coffee has replaced it!

–J.E.C.

TURKEYS AND DEER…OVER HERE!

Foraging in-between,

Highway and exit ramp seen…

Acorns and grass

Singly en mass,

Turkeys and deer in-between!

–J.E.C.

HORRIBLE HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION!

If you thought your commute a scare,

Consider how it is elsewhere…

You’re safe and sound

In your vehicle bound,

But try hanging on…in open air!

–J.E.C.

THE W.P. READER’S CHANGING NATURE

Advantage-disadvantage’s the same,

No back-up files to ascertain…

Blogs in the files

Can be pulled out for smiles?

For this we’d be paying!

–J.E.C.

COTTON SKIRT A-FLOWING

Her cotton skirt a-flowing,

She gave an elegant showing…

Dark sweater on top

He wished she’d stop,

But…she had to get going!

–J.E.C.

ANOTHER APPOINTMENT?

Forgetful is he lately,

Gently reminding needs he…

One more he forgot

Among a whole lot,

Calendar posting?–not he!

–J.E.C.

WHEN RUNNING SMOOTHLY–LOOK OUT!

The new system had teething pains,

Was working smoothly all the same…

A minor fault

Ground things to a halt,

the answer to all this…inane.

–J.E.C.

(A fictional circumstance.)